Now if Slutman asked what they actually did for work before the apocalypse? Much more boring answer.
Slutman actually was a professional tailor... He did fittings for men's suits, mostly, and did drag & burlesque on the weekends. Had a bustling social life. His mother still brought him many lovingly cooked meals unannounced lest the skinny fella waste away at work.
Darla had troubles with drug addiction which framed most of her adult life. Forever out-shined by her rockstar sister, she worked whatever could pay the bills, spending most of her time as a dishwasher, waitress, or a bartender. She got fired from housekeeping for leaving fraudulent raunchy love letters and other 'fun surprises' for the homeowners.
Wicky and his sister Diego traveled the world together working odd jobs, doing volunteer work in exchange for housing, as he says on the page. This was pretty much all he wanted. To live life on his own terms. His abandoned university majors were related to Social Work and Nursing.
Bridget is a mystery even to me and no one knows what she was truly up to. Maybe she was a banker, and hides in shame of what she's done.